Some of these just went through my head as I endured the early morning traffic on this last toxic Monday of May 2010. A play of old quotes and sayings and 'salawikaing pinoy'. Some were re-hashed while mostly I came up with on my own. Already posted a few on my Facebook status during lunch and thought of putting it in my blog as well:
1) Better Late than Ugly
2) If the shoe fits, take it off if you are not paying for it.
3) Kapag Maikli ang kumot, gawin ninyong punda.
4)Some things are better left unsaid (so post it on FB or tweet it away).
5) Do not do unto others, do it yourself ( Ano raw??).
6) If at first you don't succeed, try and throw a tantrum.
7) Love moves in mysterious ways, but we sure reveal way too much.
8) Ang hindi lumingon sa pinanggalingan, may stiff neck.
9) Another version of no. 8 = Ang hindi lumingon sa pinanggalingan, may utang na iniwanan.
10) Matalino man daw ang matsing, sya ay unggoy pa rin.
11) Kung di ukol, wag makulit kung ayaw mo magkabukol.
12) Whoever says money can't buy happiness, doesn't know where to shop.
13) Ang kay pedro, kay pedro, ang kay juan kay juan kung hindi mo alam ang tawag don EWAN.
14) When in Rome, turn your roam service on.
15) I would like to thanks this opportunity to say thank you all.
16) Never say never. Say NO WAY instead or how about- Duh?? I'm so not doing it.
17) Walang matimtimang birhen, dahil wala na yatang natitirang birhen.
18) Love means never having to say 'Sorry, the number you are calling is temporarily off or out of coverage.
19) TIME flies when you're having fun (and you realize it's your sister throwing one of your favorite magazines in your face when you won't stop from singing too loudly as she sleeps).
20) First love never dies. They just turn fat, balding, with too much debt to pay and lots of unresolved angst making you feel lucky you never got married.
